Sunday, 28 September 2025

30 Gourmet Sandwiches #9: Lyonnaise Sandwich

"you'll never eat another egg mcmuffin" doubt mate. doubt. that's like saying oh you like miso ramen, you'll never eat a slightly stale sausage roll at some kids birthday party again.


We've GOT: streaky bacon, egg, i couldn't find frisee but i got some bitter looking leaves. The bread wasn't very specific but i finished that other white loaf so i thought id treat myself to a tiger bloomer, thats always nice.


bacons cooking on the grill


breads in the toaster


eggs frying, still havent cleaned my hob


we can add a little dressing, if we like. I do like. I've got olive oil, dijon mustard, and cider vinegar instead of wine vinegar.


its so bubbly then i mix it up. it looks like frogspawn.


We can assemble, toast and greens look good.


I should have really put the dressing drizzle on this layer, on top of the egg it looks gross with all the bubbles. In the graphic they clearly added a sprinkle of pepper instead of a dressing, which they did NOT mention.



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It's mid. Again, i find myself enjoying the freshness and quality of the individual ingredients, but it's not really the sum of its parts. It's just another bacon sandwich with vinegar instead of sauce. Is this really lyonnaise style?

Sunday, 21 September 2025

30 Gourmet Sandwiches #8: Eggplant Parm Sandwich

So like the sandwich version of eggplant parmesan ? Well, it also seems a bit simpler too.


Crusty rolls, eggplant (aubergine), tomato, basil, mozzarella and parmesan.


First i slice up the eggplant and pick the 3 chunkiest discs. I can save the rest for something else, ill probably just throw them in a pasta.


Brush both sides with olive oil and lay on a nice coating of salt and pepper, and let them fry!


Thinly slice discs of mozzarella to match, and dice a tomato. Don't have to do any more with the tomato and basil really, i guess they stay raw.


once they are looking browned on one side I can flip em over and add the mozzarella, cover the pan with a lid and hope the mozzarella melts nice and quick.


I'll half one of the crusty rolls, might as well have 2 of these today and save the other bread roll and cooked eggplants for tomorrow.


That cheese has melted nicely! Now we just assemble!


oh its a mystery... for the finishing touches i use a thin cheese slicer to top it with parmesan flakes.



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It's picture perfect! Another recipe that demonstrates the power of fresh and good quality ingredients. It's a classic blend of flavours, the caprese salad trinity. Its basically just bruschetta but the fried eggplant makes it feel a bit more substantial.

Wednesday, 17 September 2025

30 Gourmet Sandwiches #7: Croque Monsieur

 Cheese toastie chain! Looks like a similar recipe to the last one, but this is supposedly a croque monsieur... though... aren't they supposed to have bechamel sauce? Maybe that's not mandatory.


Authentic or no, i've managed to get some proper fancy gruyere cheese, so probably big  points for that! And plenty of simple smoked ham, dijon mustard, and the last of the sliced bread from my freezer.


Like last recipe, we gotta butter up both sides.


Is this too much cheese? well we bought it just for this so we might as well not be stingy.


A thick layer of ham, look how much ham there is in the reference image, that's so much ham to me.


And a good spread of mustard too. My stuffy nose can forget about it.


I'm popping a tray under my grill this time, we learned a lesson about cheese overflow.


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Très bien, this goes down real nice. The cheese is stinkier than cheddar but has that continental truffle-like mustiness that makes it seem fancy and its overall still a very good toasting cheese. The ham and mustard are satisfying without being too much. All round good, but is it better than the pear and cheddar? Im thinking maybe not quite. Perhaps its a little simple, obvious. Cheese and ham, not exactly a bold new concept. Have I become pretentious? 

Sunday, 14 September 2025

30 Gourmet Sandwiches #6: Grilled Cheese with Pears

Simple grilled cheese, but with an fruity twist. I'm already interested.


Sandwich bread is from the freezer but it can defrost while it grills. We got a basic british pear (conference variety?), i got you covered for a good sharp cheddar cheese, and we got a bit of butter. Actually.. can you believe this is the first sandwich recipe with butter!?


Half a pear should do. You could use less, I suppose.


Buttering BOTH SIDES? Wait where do I put this down? I guess ill just place it on the grill and hurry up and assemble the sandwich!


Big layer of pear, and then good coverage of sliced cheese.


It got real messy in there! These things are a real bastard to clean this is why they always end up in the back of the cupboards.


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This rules. Crispy, chewy, plenty cheesy (despite looking like it all oozed out of the sides) and the pears have lightly cooked to a nice crisp-but-not-raw and gently sweet filling. The fruity flavour takes place of a sauce like chutney or mustard so it makes a simple and fun variation to a classic. A great vegetarian alternative if everyone else if having ham and cheese.

Wednesday, 10 September 2025

30 Gourmet Sandwiches #5: Open-Faced Toasted Almond Sandwich

Had a bit of a virus over the weekend (i did that previous recipe before) and im mostly better, my tastebuds are a bit nerfed. Maybe thats a good thing, come again? almond and cheese was it?

Spared no effort getting just the right things for this. Proper fresh sage, fresh lemon, toasted almond flakes, olive oil, and proper parmesan, none of that grana padano stuff im always buying instead. For the crusty bread though, well actually i still have the heels of that loaf in the freezer. Ok that one sounds less impressive. But i think it'll work well!


Almond flakes, sage, lemon juice, and a bit of grated lemon zest from the outside. I don't know how much olive oil to put in this, ill just start with a little bit and add more if i end up with dry powder instead of a paste.


hard to really puree this stuff as it sticks to the sides eagerly, but I think this is fine? it just needs to be spreadable?

This smells really nice already, maybe this will be a good 'un. Well, we still gotta add a cheese that smells like toe jam.


Fancy fancy cheese! Yes i have a cheese flaker. This is probably enough, its a strong flavour.


wow its transformed a bit under the grill! hopefully i haven't overdone it. I like a crispy top though. Im having both slices because.. im hungery.


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A fun and imaginative pairing that I think really works! Mine did come out a bit dry though, i think I should have used more oil. I didn't really get any hints on proportions. I dunno if i'd make this again, but maybe thats just because the ingredients arent something i typically have to hand...  if someone wants something a bit unique though i think it'd be as easy crowd pleaser... cut it into smaller slices and it'd be a great canape!

Sunday, 7 September 2025

30 Gourmet Sandwiches #4: Fish Sandwich with Chilli-Lime Dressing

Somethings fishy... oh its the fish.


I picked out a chunky looking white fish fillet (hake), fresh "crusty" rolls, lettuce, tomato, coriander, and some seasonings for a special mayo sauce.


Ok so it says to dredge the fish in cornmeal... i dunno where to get that but i have cornflour. Should I have used breadcrumbs? uhhhh probably... it doesnt look very breaded in the image tho. anyway I also decided based on the image that i should mix the flour with seasonings too, to jazz this fish up a bit! I got salt, paprika, chili powder, black pepper, ginger and amchoor (indian dried mango)!


oh this fish is bigger than I expected, nice. Its frying well in a little oil while i prepare everything else.


I was so tempted to cook the fish in the garlic, but it says to put it straight into the dressing so i guess ill crush 2 cloves straight in a small bowl...


added lime juice, mayonnaise and plenty of chilli powder! i had a hot one and a mild one and i just sort of mixed them, so... now i dont know how hot this will be.


Tasted it, seems good! the zingy garlic and lime comes through. Good job me.


This bread i got yesterday was so fresh.. its starting to go a bit stale already... i think ive accidentally cut it a bit poorly.


slathered on plenty of that mayo sauce and a tidy layer of tomato slices...


Yeah im really regretting how wonkily i cut the bun now...! I still have to fit in lettuce and coriander. Sorry i didnt get a snap of the cooked fish but it looked really good. Things have become chaotic in the kitchen, im trying to hold a sandwich together and its dripping mayonnaise everywhere and I DIDNT SLICE THE LETTUCE YET AAA



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Ah damn this tastes.. really good actually. The spicy crispy fish, tangy lime and tomato, coriander and mayo... these all go together really well. I guess its a lot like the BALT, flavour-wise. I just... i cant say its perfect when i managed to get this many fish crumbs on my carpet. If i picked a baguette and maybe cut it proficiently... maybe that'd make it reach full marks!?