Super Paper Mario: Saffron & Dyllis Super Show #47: Weird Extract

 This WeIrD eXtRaCt is made with PEACH JUICE and HOT SAUCE. Yeah I guess thats a bit weird.

I've got peach juice, I've got a jalapeno based hot sauce, and i've got a bit of extra chilli flakes to seal the deal. I don't have a crazy flask and its not gonna be green. I kinda wanted to do like a bloody mary type thing? but I didn't have celery to hand so i've included a carrot stick. Weird juice.

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What we have here is peach juice that makes the back of your throat feel really hot.

Super Paper Mario: Saffron & Dyllis Super Show #46: Slimy Extract

 Slimy Extract is made from SLIMY SHROOM

Well we've already made mushroom stock and I have some other weird pastes planned for later, how else does one make mushrooms slimy? I'll tell you: TINNED!

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I've sliced them and popped them on buttered toast (extra slime!) with some salt and pepper. It's better than I was dreading, but pro tip having them cold was a shit idea and also i would have preferred just the buttered toast and seasoning.

Super Paper Mario: Saffron & Dyllis Super Show #45: Sap Syrup

 Sap Syrup is made from SAP SOUP

Ah, remember recipe #11, Sap Muffin? Well when I saw this recipe I thought I could use it to make the frosting for the muffins. Planned ahead all like. So to recap, we've decided sap soup from Floro Sapiens should be sunflower flavoured, so im going to mix sunflower seeds, sunflower oil and some sugar. Yknow to make it... syrupy...? Kinda?

Not sure if just stuffing a handful of seeds in a cheap blender will work.

It did! The sunflower oil isnt a great mixer so ive added a dash of milk as well to get it more sauce-like.

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I mean visually its a wide miss I get that. but like, it tastes like sunflower based frosting? Its nice enough, you could put it in your oatmeals or on a yogurt or a berry salad or something. Its probably got vitamins. Not really a meal granted. Probably not even a drink. Or is it...? no, no, ill save it for the muffins.

Super Paper Mario: Saffron & Dyllis Super Show #44: Dayzee Syrup

 Dayzee syrup is made from DAYZEE TEAR

Dayzee tears seem to come from flower enemies resembling daisies, so i'm going to go with a pretty decent approximation - the chamomile flower!

These extra fancy tea bags have masses of whole chamomile in them. And since "syrup" is in the name we're adding a generous teaspoon of syrup. It's for science of course!

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Definitely not a mug of wee. Strong and sweet. Tastes like pollen. Tastes like a big mug of flower jizz.

Super Paper Mario: Saffron & Dyllis Super Show #43: Gradual Syrup

 Gradual Syrup is made with LONG LASTING SHAKE and PEACHY PEACH

What's a long lasting shake? I dunno but how about an energy drink? And we've got more of that peach juice.

What if I want to make it pink like the sprite? I could add a splash of this raspberry syrup couldnt I

OK that is not pink. Its pink-er? 

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This is really nice! Well for the first few sips... and then you just realise its the sickly chemical hypersweetness of the energy drink and you're not getting much else. Was I long lasting? Was I gradual? WAS I EVERYTHING YOU NEED YOU BETTER ROCK YOUR BODY NOW

Super Paper Mario: Saffron & Dyllis Super Show #42: Stamina Juice

 Stamina Juice is made from INKY SAUCE and HONEY JAR

What else is inky and gives you stamina but coffee? I've let this coffee go cold so I can pour it in a glass.

Lucky for us, I have a fancy coffee foamer so we're going to try a froth it up with a generous glob of honey and hope i dont break anything.

Here's some coffee, I thought it might look good to fill it with ice but its already cold so i decided to just have a few ice cubes that will probably do nothing to spread out the poured milk... ah, worst of both worlds.. slick.

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Guess I can't really get a more extreme gradient im no cocktail artiste, but we got something close, and it tastes really nice, like a really sweet latte with that bonus honey flavour. Did I get a STAMINA BOOST? well im here arent i.

Super Paper Mario: Saffron & Dyllis Super Show #41: Koopa Tea

Koopa Tea is made from a TURTLEY LEAF

Let's keep it green and make this tea out of some loose leaf green tea.

Got my fave infuser, just a simple brew as is.

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Green tea is alright, much nicer to have on the side with ramen and/or sushi imo. As a standalone drink I prefer a strong sweet and milky brew.