Saturday, 11 July 2026

Breath of the Wild #47: Snail/Clam Chowder

Ingredients: Sneaky River Snail, Goat Butter, Fresh Milk, Tabantha Wheat

Description: "The pleasant texture and flavor of snails combine with butter and milk in a rich soup."


Alright, this ones a bit different from the other soups. That all said, im starting with a foundation of making it quite similar to the other soups: shallots, celery, carrots and cream. But this time we've got to add butter, and for the wheat ill add a tablespoon of flour? And since its a chowder, ill add in potatoes, and flavour it with garlic and parsley and stock, and a few other things based on a glace at a clam chowder recipe. And lastly for the snails? I got a seafood mix and im going to pick out the mussels meat and use that. Mussels, snails, they're both molluscs right? Close enough?


"The pleasant texture and flavour of snails" said no one ever??? Almost giving myself frostbite picking frozen mussels out from a bunch of frozen seafood. I didnt get all of them but this should be plenty.


I've crushed 4 cloves of garlic, chopped a bit of celery and shallots, and im frying them in a tablespoon or butter. Is that enough butter to count?


When ive chopped big chunks of potato and carrot, i throw them in with hot water and the chicken stock cube.


Next i picked out some extra flavourings to make it more chowder-y... worcester sauce, sriracha, celery salt and white pepper. Is sriracha the millennial's tabasco?


With those in i guess maybe nows a fine time to stir in a tablespoon of flour? With all the potatoes and cream im really not sure this needs flour, but... lets see what happens eh.


Since the mussels are already cooked ill put them in when the potatoes are starting to soften.


Then lastly I can take it off the heat, pour in some cream and chopped parsley. The flour seems to have done a fine job without turning it into too thick of a stew. Lets face it, you can always add more water!


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I find it difficult to believe mussels are anyone's favourite texture or flavour, but the garlic and parsley was really working with it, making a thick and flavourful soup that'll be a pretty great way to use clams, mussels or even snails if you got 'em.

Tuesday, 7 July 2026

Breath of the Wild #46: Creamy Seafood Soup

 Ingredients: Any Seafood, Any Herb, Vegetable, or Flower, Rock Salt, Fresh Milk.

Description: "Thick-cut chunks of seafood and stock provide a satisfying savoriness."


We've got our thick-cut chunks of "seafood" (fish): leftover white fish fillets and a tuna steak. Again with the shallots, carrots, celery, chives and pak choi. And this time i've got a bonito-based stock and a big fistful of parsley. 


In go the shallots, celery and carrots as I chop them, just getting them started on a low heat and adding the rock salt.


Then the fish and stock can go in, and hot water till it feels right.


Adding the finely chopped chives and parsley, with a bit of the chives held back for garnish.


When thats had time to brew and the fish looks fully cooked (it basically just breaks into little flakes anyway) I add the cream and pak choi and leave them till they go floppy.


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I suppose its satisfyingly savoury. Plenty of fish and the vegetables were fresh and crunchy. Probably very lean and healthy. Not quite as tantalizingly umami as the meat one, but it has its own herby charm, I think the green vegetables made more sense flavour wise.

Friday, 3 July 2026

Breath of the Wild #45: Creamy Meat Soup

Ingredients: Any Meat, Any Herb, Vegetable, or Flower, Rock Salt, Fresh Milk

Description: "This nutritious soup contains serious portions of lightly braised meat and many vegetables."


Much like the last soup, but with meat this time. I've got some leftover pork belly slices, i figured thats kinda chowder-y...? I also want to try for something a bit more flavourful this time, since the previous soup was a bit lacking.


I'll start by "braising" the meat with a bit of oil and some sea salt and pepper. I used a different chopping board that i was gonna wash for the meat, you should always make sure you wash everything after chopping meat, or chop the veggies first.


Im tryign to do this quickly so ill just throw the vegetables in as I chop them, starting with the onions so they get a bit of browning in.


Then the celery and carrots, I guess we dont need those crispy so we can chase it up pretty quickly with the soup part.


I've got a beef stock cube, a teaspoon of umami paste and a tablespoon of oyster sauce. And just enough hot water that its legally declared a soup! If all this doesnt add a savoury meaty flavour, I don't know what will.


Once thats had some time I add the pak choi and a load of cream. Looking at how much is left in this pot, I didn't use very much cream last time. Oops! Once its had time for the leaves to get all soft and floppy I'll serve with a sprinkle of chopped chives.


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Big improvements on flavour! The secret to good soup is adding lots of pastes. I do think the fatty cut of pork belly is maybe not the best for a light braising, i guess you wanna sear or slowcook it a lot harder else its a mouthful of chewy porky fat. I also think the pak choi is not an appealing soup texture, its gets all stringy.

Monday, 29 June 2026

Breath of the Wild #44: Cream of Mushroom Soup

Ingredients: Any Mushroom, Any Herb, Vegetable, or Flower, Rock Salt, Fresh Milk

Description: "This creamy mushroom-and-vegetable soup is thick and flavorful."


Cream of mushroom? More like cream of dairy. WITH mushroom. Stripping back this time to something quite basic, we have regular boring mushrooms, dried shiitake mushrooms, shallots, garlic, cream (and milk because theres not much cream left), and then rock salt, white pepper, tarragon and a bay leaf to season.


I'll start by rehydrating those dried mushrooms in hot water. I doesn't say how long this takes.... so... i hope its not long. 


As usual, ill start with browning the onions and garlic.


Then in go the rehydrated mushrooms, the sliced mushrooms, and that seasoning I said before. And some water.


And then ill supplement that water with the rest of that cream and top it up with milk. I just realised I could have added a stock cube?? Oh well!

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It looks so small in this big bowl (i did only serve half of what I made)... Anyway, the shiitake and white pepper somehow made the flavours not that gross. It tastes very light and hydrating. Like a nice starter. I guess I made it "thin and flavourful." 
...I'm going to go get some salami and crisps...

Friday, 26 June 2026

Breath of the Wild #43: Veggie Cream Soup

Ingredients: Any Carrot or Any Pumpkin, Rock Salt, Fresh Milk

Description: "This creamy soup showcases the sweetness of vegetables in a veritable taste explosion."


No, you're not seeing double, there's cream of vegetable soup AND veggie cream soup! No wonder I struggled to unlock all the recipes when I played. Anyway this one's pumpkin or carrot, why not both! And i'm going all in on orange veg, just those and some garden herbs.


It's not pumpkin season so we got butternut squash, same dif! I chopped it in half and peeled the sides of the carrots, we're going to bake them in the oven first to get some nice soft chunks to work with!


Ive sprayed them with olive oil and ground on some of the sea salt as well. An essential for all soups, apparently. I will just check on it every 20 mins until it looks good, and take the carrots out earlier if i need to.


I think they all sat in there happily for like an hour in the end. I did this part earlier in the day so I could let them cool for a bit while I did other stuff. Now, hear me out... im going to blend one half of the pumpkin and chop the other, and chop the carrots but leaving one whole for serving. Talk about making a meal of it...


Time to blend up the herbs with a bit of water. I got a little handful of chives and a sprig of sage in there.


Oh!! i just remembered STOCK CUBES exist. This is literally what they are for. I put that in too with the herbs and some more hot water, thats getting the soup started finally.


The pumpkin is soft enough to scoop out of the skin, and I can blend it in a few rounds. If you have a hand blender you can get the job done faster probably, but this aint bad!


In goes the blended pumpkin, ive added some dried cayenne pepper, turmeric and coriander, and then i can just top it up with more hot water until I like the consistency basically, a nice thick soup but thin enough for the chunks to bob around satisfyingly.


While that brews, I can chop the rest into nice thick chunks, cutting off the skin bits and carrot ends as I go.


Then the chunks can go straight in and half that cup of cream! Its nearly ready!


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Hehehe, orange as orange can be. The herbs make it taste surprisingly like a chicken soup, and i love squash and carrots, they're so easy to work with and already have a great flavour as they are. It definitely "showcases the sweetness of vegetables in a veritable taste explosion," not to be dramatic. Filling, delicious, and easy to make in a big batch. Good soup!

Sunday, 21 June 2026

Breath of the Wild #42: Cream of Vegetable Soup

Ingredients: Any Herb, Vegetable, or Flower, Rock Salt, Fresh Milk

Description: "Made by simmering vegetables in milk, this healthy dish is as simple as its ingredients."


We've got vegetables: pak choi, shallots, carrots, celery. We've got salt, and for milk im using cream, makes it that little bit thicker. And a little stock, garlic, horseradish and seaweed sprinkles for flavour.


I'll start by frying the garlic and onions a bit while I chop the rest into big chunks.


Then the carrots and celery can go in.


We chase that up with stock cubes, I forgot to get vegetable but chicken is kinda similar. And extra rock salt, though the stock will add salt too.


I still have this wretched drying horseradish in my fridge so im grating a bit of that for extra flavour. If you're not a freak you could just use like mustard or pepper if you want.


Once the harder vegetables have had a bit of time, I throw in the whole leaves of pak choi and umm, how much cream? I don't know. Whatever feels right.


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It tastes like... celery. and milk. chilling in a hot tub. 5 feet apart. Its fine, just kinda bland. It's probably healthy.