Breath of the Wild #37: Porgy Meuniere

 Ingredients: Armored Porgy or Mighty Porgy, Tabantha Wheat, Goat Butter

Description: "Popular among residents of coastal regions, this juicy porgy is a delish dish."

I guess a porgy is a real fish, but... I thought it would be fun to go for something a bit more distinct from the regular whitefish fillets I used last time. I found a monkfish tail on sale! Then we have the leftover meuniere "sauce" from last time and more wheat flour and butter.

I've never cooked monkfish before, i think ive heard its texturally kinda different. Taking it out I realise it still has bones in! I can feel a massive great bone  in the middle. Well, we've had many a bone-in fish before its probably fine. Once its floured up like last time ill fry it in the pan with plenty of butter.

It feels so much thicker and denser, so im trying to cook it slower and lower... but I think im starting to burn the flour and butter and make gritty charred bits in the pan, ugh. 

Yeah it doesn't look as good as last time but i think its cooked all the way through. Also does it... not have smaller bones throughout it? It has just one big cartillage bone? Well thats something. Lastly we will quickly heat up some of that butter sauce and pour it over.

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Wow yep that meat really is different. Maybe I just cooked it poorly, but its a little rubbery and more bland. Just doesn't go with the flavours as well. And it didn't crisp up as well, its too wet. I think my frugal attempts to upcycle the ingredients have backfired, it just isn't looking as fresh, is it? You get a lot of meat in a fillet I'll give it that. I think maybe some other recipes would use monkfish well, like i dunno..  green curry? battered nuggets? But this ain't it.

Breath of the Wild #36: Seafood Meuniere

 Ingredients: Any Seafood excluding Hearty Salmon and Porgy, Tabantha Wheat, Goat Butter

Description: "Rich butter flanks fresh seafood. The secret ingredient is lots and lots of love."

Another 3-tier recipe, so I'll start with a pretty cheap and typical white fish fillet. I had to look up a recipe because i'm not familliar with meuniere (i was even calling it meniuere for a while) seems like the wheat takes the form of flour for coating and then the butter is the sauce! Then I got lemon juice, fresh parsley and capers. And a tiny bit of salad stuff for garnish.

I'll get the chopping out of the way and then i can use the chopping board for a bit of "dredging"

There's actually 4 small fillets in this pack, wow value! I think i'll try and use 2 stuck together for some nice volume. I'll pat them dry with some paper towel first....

How's my dredging? Hakers gonna hake.

Now i'll just fry it in the pan with a bit of that butter until the fish is all cooked through, try not to destroy it... 

Once thats on the plate we make the sauce! I'm adding a bunch more butter, capers, and lemon juice. This is what they mean by flanking it with butter.

Once the butters browned a bit I take it off the heat and mix in the chopped parsley. I've tried to make a good amount so that I can save the rest and use it for the next 2 recipes... I might need to add more butter though by the looks of it.

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Delish! The simple but strong flavours of the lemon, parsley and capers go so well with the fish, which was juicy but with the light crispyness of the coating. Its quite quick to make as well, i'll definitely remember this, I feel like its a nice easy one to impress friends visiting for really cheap. I don't think the secret ingredient was lots of love though, I think its butter.

Breath of the Wild #35: Pepper Seafood

 Ingredients: Spicy Pepper, Any Seafood or Fish

Description: "The pepper seeds grilled with this seafood draw out its taste and pleasant aroma."

Yknow what im DONE with whole, unfilletted, ungutted fish. I got a nice big butterflied mackerel fillet. And i got some chillies that are not that hot so we can use plenty of them.

Added some veg oil, salt and plenty of mixed peppercorns, and a whole chilli's worth of sliced chillies with the seeds in. And I guess it says grilled, so we grillin'.

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Nice toasty mackerel, and honestly... these chillies really are a bit mild. I can taste a bit of heat off them, but its actully not as hot and peppery as I expected. I keep overestimating chillies it seems. Its really just a plate of simple mildly seasoned fish. A proper sauce/dressing and some salad, grains or bread would do a lot.

Breath of the Wild #34: Pepper Steak

 Ingredients: Spicy Pepper, Any Meat

Description: "The meat has been cooked in crushed peppers to accent its natural taste."

It says pepper steak not pepper chicken, so I got some steak. Might as well cook em both, one for now and one for later. I actually did the next recipe (fish version) before so umm lets pretend.. ah, yes, so I got a bunch of these chillies. I was careful with them but they weren't actually super spicy.

I fry these in a good amount of butter, and i'll add salt, ground pepper mix and chopped chillies. 

Maybe i should crush the chillies like it says? Well... i squashed them around with a spatula as I cooked them. That counts...?

Well we have space on the plate... and in my stomach, so i'll serve it with a side of crisps! I got honey sriracha flavour, extra spicy.

*****

Very tasty! No I didn't eat the extra whole chilli. I probably could have, the chillies weren't super hot, but the buttery peppery mix flavour with the good quality steak was so nice. I wanted it to look nicely seared and it wasnt that thick so I ended up making it a bit well done, but I like all kinds of steaks tbh. 

Breath of the Wild #33: Fragrant Mushroom Saute

Ingredients: Any Mushroom, Goron Spice

Description: "The fragrant aroma of this sauteed spice and mushroom dish makes your mouth water."

I've got a load of oyster mushrooms and a couple shiitake. Them's fryin' words. And for the goron spice I'm blending some yellow curry powder mix (mostly turmeric), garam masala, chilli powder, coriander seed and peppercorns.

Since its curry inspired, I thought i'd use butter instead of oil. I'll heat that up a bit first and then throw everything in the pan.

Mushrooms and spices in, and then ill just fry it till its brown... er... well until its all floppy... oh... well browner and floppyer than that? I'll just guess.

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It is, in fact, so fragrant. It's pleasant enough, but its a bit dry and simple. A bit of sugar and salt and literally any meat or vegetable or grain would have helped.

Breath of the Wild #32: Herb Saute

Ingredients: Any Herb, Flower, or Vegetable, Goron Spice

Description: "A fragrant mixture of herbs and spices. It's easily recognized by its unique aroma."

This one seems nice and clear, I got some pak choi and a big ol' swede (aka rutabaga?). For goron spice we just fry them in a bunch of spices and that's about it!

I carve some of this swede up, the rest i can chop into pieces and save for a stew or something.

Last time I remember frying this vegetable it came out really undercooked, so im gonna boil it in water for a while to give it a big headstart on the greens.

once thats been boiled for, i dunno a while (i was doing chores) I can shove everything in a big bowl and gently toss it in oil and spices.

I've used fresh ginger, a couple bay leaves, cayenne pepper, curry powder, cumin, and turmeric.

And then ill fry it up in my big pan.

Oh! i just remembered i was going to add extra cinnamon, because it showed a cinnamon stick on the picture and i didnt have any sticks but I got ground cinnamon anyway.

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I thought this one would be an easy one but actually nah. Tasting it I immediately realised it could use some salt and sugar or something. And really just needed like some extra element to carry all that seasoning, like yogurt or lemon juice or something? it just tasted like spicy dust. And the swede was STILL NOT THAT SOFT.

Breath of the Wild #31: Salt-Grilled Crab

Ingredients: Rock Salt, Any Crab

Description: "Nine out of ten fishermen agree crab is best enjoyed grilled and with just a bit of salt."

Mind that time we bought a load of frozen crab parts? I also made this on the day I made that crab stir fry. Had a lot of crabmeat that day.

These are going to be grilled straight from raw instead of boiled! I'll spritz it with a bit of cooking oil and grind some rock salt on it. I should put more salt on at the end I guess, I dont really know what the salts got to stick to since its all inside a shell..

It's looking a little brown and crisped, ill add more salt and I think a lemon wedge wouldnt hurt either!

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Simple crab! The salt and lemon goes really nicely with it. Its got a nice strong flavour, meaty and seafoody... but i dunno... sometimes it tastes a little bit like.. uh.. like.. gym shoes? Hopefully im not poisoned. It's probably just that ocean fresh is best. The grilling instead of boiling makes the shell brittle, which doesnt really help but neither does boiling it which fills it with pockets of hot crabwater. Nine out of ten fishermen can go yell it at the sea because I don't give a crab.