Super Paper Mario: Saffron & Dyllis Super Show #85: Megaton Dinner

 Megaton Dinner is made from a POW block

Another strange and challenging one. But as usual I have A CUNNING PLAN. And i'm feeling particularly optimistic about this one in spite of it being something ive never cooked before: SPAM MUSUBI. Hear me out...

OK um first question and its a good start... how do you get this shit out of the can?? it took me 2 knives and some spiking stress levels but i finally managed to get it out in one piece.

I slice it up, season it with soy sauce and teriyaki sauce and fry it. I hope its not a crime to use my tamagoyaki pan for this but its just a really convenient size and shape. And look how good it looks!?

Meanwhile i fluff the steamed sushi rice and season it with salt and a mirin mix.

Now here's a weird tip I read online: wash out the spam container and reuse it to mould the rice!

So for this one im going to try and make like, a spam sandwich with the rice. Considering how hard it was to get the meat out of the can im not looking forward to this. I could always cut a hole in the bottom though I suppose.

it was a little rough but we got it, now I cut a strip of the sushi nori and wrap it around the rice.

now we scavenge some sauce and leftover vegetables and carefully try to cut letters out of them yes thats right we're going ALL IN for this one.

yassss this is working! Now I don't want to ruin it but lets try flipping on its side and saucing it up with something, i've got some mango sriracha handy.

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Yesss I think I nailed this one. I love it. And guess what? Turns out spam musubi is delicious!