SOUP DA WOOP IMMA BOILIN MA TATERS

Mode: 2-4 Player
Hardware: Pan
Accessories: Cola.

A TON of leftover turkey from christmas in the freezer. The god damn easiest thing in the universe to do with a ton of frozen poultry leftovers is to make a really damn fine soup.

Aw, my spaghetti letters are all C's

Hell almighty, as if I can remember what the heck I put in this. I really need to catch up with all these month old entries. Let's assume maybe some chicken stock, a pinch of salt and pepper, a pinch of cayenne pepper, and a dash of soy sauce.
Then as you can see, I chopped up some bite size chunks of potato, carrot and celery. These can cook for the longest because you want them to go all soft and they are the toughest vegetables.

Corn o'plenty.

Once they've had a while to soften, chopped up all the leftover turkey into chunks, and dumped in a whole can of sweetcorn. Sweetcorn is wicked good because as it's name suggests, it adds a sweet and rich flavour to soup. Also you should totally try it on a pizza with some spring onion and red pepper WOULD I LIE TO YOU?.

Max capacity is when you've filled the little gap under the lid.

Oh right, I also had mmmushrooms.. which are gross but only use a few of them and they fill it out good. They'll taste just like potato. As you can see, it got to be a pretty tight squeeze in that there pan. I probably need to get some bigger wares. Now you leave it for like TWO HOURS, and then stick some part-bake bread rolls in the oven for a couple mins for the PERFECT ACCOMPANIMENT.

Tastes a little fowl. AHAAA. Pun by Tobi.

Post-Mortem: ***** Basically the perfect chicken soup. Except it's turkey. Soup takes a while, but its so low maintenance that you can just get that going on at a weekend or something and leave it for hours and you can't really mess it up, unless you like forget to put water in and set it all on fire and accidentally chop your head off with the bread roll packaging and fall down into a dumpster full of barbed wire and lemons et cetera because you used the stupid moronic excuse that you can't even cook soup so I imagined you dying.